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Alright, so I spent a large amount of time over the weekend monkeying around between Google and my installed Ubuntu. Eventually, I managed to get it to work. Now since I tried so many different things it is hard to say in a concise way exactly what I did that fixed the issue, but I can lay out what I observed. Basically, good old (ancient) HP, has a tendency to not recognize a new linux OS. So, generally, the first thing to do is to go into the firmware (UEFI) and tick the check mark to enable UEFI mode. With the particular computer I was using I was able to set the rest of the firmware settings to factory default. With that out of the way, you can plug in your bootable drive (I used Balena...
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